Calvin Should Urinate on Pine

Okay, after a threat from Derek, I decided to update for the second time since turning 26. This may be kind of quick, but I do have a few things to point out...

In the world of music:
"Stuck on You" by Lionel Ritchie and "Texas Tornado" by Tracy Lawrence: SAME SONG.
"Going to California" by Led Zeppelin and "Given to Fly" by Pearl Jam: SAME SONG.

In the world of movies:
"The Terminator" and "Terminator 2: Judgment Day": SAME MOVIE.
"Lilo & Stitch" and "The Iron Giant": SAME MOVIE.

Also...
"Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith": GOOD.
"Batman Begins": EXCELLENT.
"The Astronaut's Wife": HORRIBLE.

In the world of stupid people/concepts:
I saw a new version of the "Calvin Urinating" series of window and car decals. You know what I'm talking about -- Calvin (from the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip) urinating on Ford or Chevrolet logos or Dale Earnhardt's signature number "3;" that mischevious little turd will pee on anything. Well, this new variation of Calvin micturating while grinning as only Calvin can made me feel all warm and safe inside. In fact, maybe the government should raise the terror alert level to whatever the heck level signifies "completely secure." You see, that little Dennis the Menace wannabe now pees on the word "terrorists." So no need to worry America, Calvin's got things taken care of. Thank goodness.

Birthday Ramblings

So yeah, I'm 26 today. Hip hip hooray. I don't feel any different -- I went to work, did the same old stuff, and I'll probably go home and mow the lawn tonight (unless Dawn has a special dinner planned). Wait, I guess one thing was different, I got a free lunch from my boss (who got a free lunch from her boss because it was also her birthday). That kind of ruled. But then it was back to the same old, same old. And now that I've put myself in a completely indifferent mood, it's time to talk about some random stuff:

My cousin Melissa and her husband Cory are expecting a baby in December. Congratulations guys! Name it Aaron (or Erin).

If the Suns don't win tonight, this will be the worst birthday ever.

Oasis has a new album out. Someone get it so I can burn it (Wade).

"Deep Throat" was finally revealed. Who cares?

I desperately need to see some movies. I have only 16 more to see to complete the Internet Movie Database's top 250, and Andy is breathing down my neck with 20 to go.

I ate at Tasty Tacos three times in four days last week. I could eat my weight in flour tacos.

Over Memorial Day Weekend, Dawn and I visited our friends Amber and Dan in Wisconsin. I managed to stab myself in the arm with a red hot stick (my worst injury since putting the filet knife through my hand).

I will definitely tune in to "Hit Me Baby 1 More Time" tomorrow on NBC. Anytime A Flock of Seagulls performs, no one should miss it.

Finally, vote for my buddy Mike's tattoo so he can go to a Raider game this season. While you're at it, view the black bracket and look at Raider Jose's tat (WARNING: Do not eat before viewing.)