Okay, after a threat from Derek, I decided to update for the second time since turning 26. This may be kind of quick, but I do have a few things to point out...
In the world of music:
"Stuck on You" by Lionel Ritchie and "Texas Tornado" by Tracy Lawrence: SAME SONG.
"Going to California" by Led Zeppelin and "Given to Fly" by Pearl Jam: SAME SONG.
In the world of movies:
"The Terminator" and "Terminator 2: Judgment Day": SAME MOVIE.
"Lilo & Stitch" and "The Iron Giant": SAME MOVIE.
Also...
"Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith": GOOD.
"Batman Begins": EXCELLENT.
"The Astronaut's Wife": HORRIBLE.
In the world of stupid people/concepts:
I saw a new version of the "Calvin Urinating" series of window and car decals. You know what I'm talking about -- Calvin (from the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip) urinating on Ford or Chevrolet logos or Dale Earnhardt's signature number "3;" that mischevious little turd will pee on anything. Well, this new variation of Calvin micturating while grinning as only Calvin can made me feel all warm and safe inside. In fact, maybe the government should raise the terror alert level to whatever the heck level signifies "completely secure." You see, that little Dennis the Menace wannabe now pees on the word "terrorists." So no need to worry America, Calvin's got things taken care of. Thank goodness.
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3 comments:
dude...
you can't compare lilo and stitch and the iron giant. that's just wrong. lockhart would punch you.
also:
Beck's Scarecrow and Alice in Chain's Over Now... same song.
i saw one of Calvin peeing on a Calvin that was peeing. it was in the back window of a Toyota Irony.
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